| Can't get a Date |
[May. 13th, 2006|11:40 pm] |
I'm pretty excited about this new show on VH1 called Can't Get A Date. I just saw a commercial for it and I can't wait to watch it. I went to their website and basically they take a total loser, expose all his flaws, then remake him until he can get a date. Here's an example of one of the losers they try to help. I copied his profile off the show's website....
"Jim's a poet with a few problems: he's a bald, overweight guy with a nasty case of toe fungus who still feels compelled to post naked pictures of himself all over the web. As if this wasn't enough to scare potential dates away, Jim also publishes a crush list on his blog listing all the women in which he's interested. In order to win the heart of one of the girls on that list, Jim decides to get himself, and his room, into courtship-shape."
"Morgan is a toy-maker who's not fun much to be around. He's learning that love's hard to find when you have a grimy wardrobe, a terrible attitude and a jar of urine in your bedroom. Rosy, his mother, can see the sweet man behind the cheap shades and incessant rudeness, unlike the women Morgan attempts to chat up in the park. If Morgan wants to get a date with Jenny Doom, a cute, hip DJ that has caught Morgan's eye, he's going to have to change his attitude, his glasses and his pants."
"All Marc wants is a little romance. Instead, he has a lot of issues. Because of a strict Orthodox Jewish upbringing, and an intestinal illness that lasted well into adulthood, 30-year old Marc has only been out for five years, and has still never been in a relationship. He'll have to learn how to feel comfortable in his own skin if he's ever going to feel at ease being with someone else."
Maybe watching this show will help me, but I doubt it. |
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| (no subject) |
[Mar. 5th, 2006|08:23 pm] |
Well, with the help of Princess Sierra, i've finally figured out what my sexuality is. i always thought there were just two kinds of people: gay and straight. But Princess explained that it's a bit more complicated than that. So while yes, my name is brad the fag, and i have sucked cock before, and i do talk and act like a gay man, that doesn't necessarily mean i'm 100% gay. So to make a long story short, it's been decided that i am an effeminate, asexual submissive. When I asked Princess what exactly all that means, she said all I need to know is it means I'm going to be alone for the rest of my life.
Princess has been nice enough to let me talk to her sister, Mariah. i have been talking with her for about the last month. i ran a couple of errands for Her and sent her some money. i wanted to buy Her some shoes, but not off Her Amazon list, but in the store, and then send them to Her, because i wanted to take Her new shoes out of the box and kiss them for about an hour first, then send them to Her. But i coulndn't find them in the store.
i heard from Sierra that Mariah thinks i am boring and annoying, so now i have to pay Her by the minute to type to Her, as well as pay Her a boring tax, which means She makes me tip Her extra, because i am so boring to talk to. She also once charged me a laziness tax. She asked me to get some chocolates for her, but i thought it would be better if She bought them, so She said alright, and made me send Her the money for the chocolates, and pay Her extra for being lazy.
i have a secret fantasy where i send Mariah a box of chocolates, and her and maybe even her sister Veronica chew up the chocolates, spit them back into the box, step on them, then send them to me. i bet they could make a lot of money from subs with their special pre-chewed chocolates. i know i would buy a box. i hope She doesn't read this or not only will She think i'm boring, She'll think i'm really weird. |
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| (no subject) |
[Nov. 1st, 2005|01:08 pm] |
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Hi everybody. i'm still here and gayer than ever! |
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| Support Group |
[Apr. 19th, 2005|07:52 am] |
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I'm thinking of starting a online support group for subs of Princess Sierra. Would any other subs like to join? We would be there for one another when our feelings are hurt or we've just been punished, and we need someone to listen to us and comfort us. Contact me if interested. |
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| I lost weight! |
[Apr. 17th, 2005|12:29 pm] |
Hello to the zero people who read my journal. I know it's been ages since I last posted. Guess what? I lost some weight! I'm now down to 177 lbs. That's a good weight for me. Now I just need to get toned. I think I lost it by going to this place called Jamba Juice for lunch instead of eating junk food. It may just be my imagination, but I think women are actually starting to check me out.
I just sent Princess Sierra a bunch of money even though I really needed it. I've been a bad sub lately because my life has been in chaos with moving and whatnot. But then She stopped talking to me until I sent more money, so I kinda had to. I'm going to try not to be such a cheapskate in the future.
I asked Princess to please take down the pics of me panhandling on the street for Her, but She won't do it. I'm not sure how She got me to do that.. go out on the street and hold a sign and beg for money.. but She did, and now I'm regretting getting talked into it. (Princess, please take them down off your site!)
I don't have kitties anymore. I took them back to the pet store. It was the hardest thing I have ever done, and I really don't feel like going into it right now.
That's all for now. |
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| My weight |
[Jun. 5th, 2004|07:12 am] |
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Ok, today I start my diet. I weigh 186 pounds. And I measured around my stomach. At its widest point it is 42 inches. |
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| I feel fat |
[Jun. 5th, 2004|01:32 am] |
Dear Diary, I just got home from work, so I'm pretty tired, and won't be writing much tonight, but I did want to say I'm about to begin exercising and eating healthier. I am tired of being about 15 pounds overweight, so starting tomorrow, I'm going to begin doing sit-ups and push-ups. I'm also going to cut back on fattening foods, and try to eat more healthy foods, like fruits and vegetables. I'm going to weigh and measure myself tomorrow, and note my progress in my journal.
Seeing that fat guy standing on his head on Princess Sierra's website motivated me to want to get in better shape. If I ever take a picture of myself standing on my head, I don't want to look like a pig carcass on a hook like that guy did. |
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| My kitties are mad at me. |
[Mar. 28th, 2004|10:30 am] |
Well, I did pretty good in not IM'ing Princess Sierra too much this week. I will continue to strive to not bother her with my boring and unfunny comments.
My two kitties are mad at me. What happened is I now make them sleep in the garage, and they don't like it one bit. I finally got tired of them ruining ALL of my furniture, shedding cat hair everywhere, and meowing me awake outside my bedroom door every morning at 6 am. So now they can only come into the house when I'm home and awake. I hope they get used to their new home out in the garage. I want them to like me again.
That's about it. Nothing else has happened this week. I still don't have any friends. I did go into a local chatroom and asked if anyone wanted to play tennis with me, but everyone was busy. |
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| i am depressed |
[Mar. 21st, 2004|06:08 pm] |
Dear Diary,
i am depressed. Princess Sierra is answering my IM's less and less these days. i know i IM Her way too much, but i can't help it. whenever i sign on to AOL and see Her on my buddy list (She's the only one on it), i am compelled to IM Her, but i am afraid i am scaring Her away. i know She is a very busy Woman, but i cannot resist talking to Her. and i fear that all my IM's are starting to piss Her off. my worst fear is She will get so fed-up with the insignificant gifts that i send Her that She will ban me from speaking to her forever. if She ever stopped using me to run errands for Her i don't know what i'd do because She is the only person i know, and who will talk to me. i'm going to see if i can only IM Her two times per week at the most.
one thing i am happy about is She mentioned me in Her website update. She said that i sent Her some gormet salami and cheese.
i'll update my journal later in the week to post how my promise of less IM's to Princess went. |
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